Cancer Horoscope for Today

• Once a Cancer female gets what she wants, their crab-like pincers hold on tight. You ain't leaving buddy.
• Cancer is a very emotionally sensitive lover. Don't be mean!
• Cancers love intimate conversations, private jokes and sensual banter with their lover.
• Cancer people are the sweetest lovers.
• Cancer guys are real gentlemen and they know how to make a girl feel special.
• Cancers hate feeling that their love and affection is a waste and one-sided.
• A Cancer knows how to keep a secret but sometimes it is not a too big burden to carry, so don't abuse their kindness. 
• As a Cancer, you offer emotional support or a shoulder to cry on, and might become the confidante or the confessor for the one that you desire.
• As a Cancer, you seem like someone who could make one feel "at home", secure in the knowledge that they belong "somewhere" and are cared for.
• As a Cancer, you care for one's comfort and cater to one's emotional needs. Call it the "care bear" strategy.
• In the beginning of a relationship with a #Cancer, you two will be sweet together and the Cancer will only think of you.
• #Cancer's enjoy a good argument, although they often dislike the outcome. They like knowing it will make the relationship stronger.
• #Cancer thinks of their home as “nest” and believe it is the safest place for them.
• #Cancer signs tend to be night-owls.
• #Cancer have a reputation for being fickle, but they’ll tell you that isn’t true, and it’s not.
• #Cancer's just wanna be happy.
• As a #Cancer at times, you can be moody, but your family knows how to soothe you—or to give you the space you need.

Reasons why Women are Great

1. Never have to buy your own drinks.
2. Can get laid any time you want.
3. Don't look like a frog in a blender when you're dancing.
4. Can get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. Not expected to know how cars work.
6. Can sleep your own way to the top.
7. Can scare bosses with mysterious gynaecological excuses.
8. Don't worry about losing your hair.
9. Always get to choose movies.
10. Don't have to mow the lawn.
11. PMS is a legal defence for murder.
12. Don't have to understand the offside rule.
13. Don't have to adjust your genitals constantly.
14. Sweat is sexy on you.
15. Never run out of excuses.
16. Get expensive jewellery as gifts that you never have to take back.
17. Get gifts all the time because men mess up so often.
18. Can give the "look" that makes any man cower in the corner.
19. Can always get a taxi to stop for you.
20. Look good in shorts.
21. Don't worry about being able to get it up.
22. Have mastered civilized eating.
23. Better at gossips.
24. Look better naked than men.
25. Don't have to pass the wind to amuse yourself.
26. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
27. Can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
28. Women do less time for violent crime.
29. Can wear no underwear and be considered wild and sexy; a man without underwear is considered as disgusting.
30. Short women are petite; short men are just short.
31. Can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
32. If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
33. Don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
34. A pointy-shaped vegetable is all you need for a good time.
35. Chocolate can solve all your problems.
36. Never regret piercings your ears.
37. Can fully asses a person just by looking at their shoes.
38. Can make comments about how stupid men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
39. Piss sitting down, so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when drunk.
40. Got off the Titanic first.

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Perfect Two

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Zodiacs

NEVER BELIEVE IN 3 PEOPLE : They are the most SELFISH and MEAN.

• Sagittarius
• Aries
• Pisces

NEVER LOSE 3 PEOPLE : They are the most SINCERE and TRUE LOVERS.

• Taurus
• Cancer
• Capricorn

NEVER LEAVE 3 PEOPLE : They can KEEP SECRETS, FRIENDSHIP and can SEE YOUR TEARS.

• Virgo
• Libra
• Scorpio

NEVER REJECT 3 PEOPLE : They are TRUE, LOYAL and HONEST FRIENDS.

• Leo
• Gemini
• Aquarius

Things That SUCKS but I have to do

• It sucks, you know.. When everything is doing great then it all crashes again.. And the worst part is, I really don't wanna try and put it all back together again, BUT I have to..
• It sucks when you miss that person so much that you look through old photos, old text messages, even old statuses. And it brings a smile to your face, but then the hurt comes back again and you know that you shouldn't be looking back, but you can't help it because they REALLY meant something to you and you thought it would of lasted.

20 Things That I Give Myself Permission

1. I give permission to myself to rest.
2. I give permission to myself to laugh.
3. I give permission to myself to play.
4. I give permission to myself to make mistakes.
5. I give permission to myself to say NO to demands on my time that are simply draining.
6. I give permission to myself to say YES to what I want.
7. I give permission to myself to FULFILL my lifelong dreams.
8. I give permission to myself to ASK for what I want.
9. I give permission to myself to BE who I am.
10. I give permission to myself to TRY again.
11. I give permission to myself to HAVE fun.
12. I give permission to myself to design my OWN life.
13. I give permission to myself to IGNORE naysayers.
14. I give permission to myself to stay focused on what's IMPORTANT to me.
15. I give permission to myself to be WHATEVER body shape I like.
16. I give permission to myself to be IMPERFECT.
17. I give permission to myself to ASK for HELP.
18. I give permission to myself to STOP caring what others think of me.
19. I give permission to myself to WRITE a lousy first draft.
20. I give permission to myself to CREATE.

Honey

All alone I stare out of my window at the rain with my cheek resting upon my palm

I've been all alone all day

Drip drop, goes the rain--I wonder what you're up to...

The memories I collect are precious treasures

Making my heart wrench

Ah, Isn't it strange?

Just remembering you makes me affectionate

Just like honey spreading out sweetly in warm milk

My heart dissolves within your eyes

Don't you know the effect you bring?

Without a word you leave me breathless

Your smile is the finest honey

Looking up in the sky at Orion's Ruby

In my very own planetarium

Welcome back again tonight

When we're together, I can't gaze at the stars

Now let's zoom up 100 thousand more times and draw pictures up in the sky

Ah, Isn't it wonderful?

It is like you're always by my side

Just like honey on nights when I can only curl up under the sheets and cry sad tears

you give me the courage I could never ask for better since 

Your smile is the finest honey 

I spread my wings wide and alight from Heaven, like the star-filled sky

With your love I am strong!

Nothing in this world tastes as sweet since your smile is my very own honey..