If you Wanna Impress Me

• Send me a random text asking me how my day was and how I'm doing.
• Be there when I need you the most.
• Start by telling no LIES.
• Don't cheat.
• Don't make promises that you can't keep.
• Stop SMOKING!!
• Be honest with me, even if the truth hurts, it's better if you tell me now, than lie to me and make me hate you later.
• Be yourself at all times and stay real.
• Look at me like I'm the only girl in the world.
• Make your actions speak louder than words.
• Be consistent in how you act towards me.
• SHOW ME you love me instead of SAYING IT.

Facts about Men & Women

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

MID TERM REPORT

• Spirit Week has ended and what more happy events that could possibly happen in my reality life in CIC.. Well, simple. Mid-terms are starting. The first report is going to be sent to the parents.
•  Luckily, my average so far are all 70+.. Much better than before. I don't know why I'm the kind of person that doesn't study that much but I still manage to pass all my courses above 65%. 
• Well, now my target needs to increase slightly than before. Now all of my tests so far are 75% and above. To tell you guys the truth, I don't know how the heck it happened. I mean like all I do is just reviewing the notes(scanning at least 3 times), go online to facebook.com, vkontakte.ru, twitter.com, yahoo.com (just sending my weekly events happening in  my life to my dad), and blogger.com. 
• Don't say anything about Skype because it will online automatically whenever I turn on my laptop.  Other than that, while doing all of this, I would listen to classical music ( can you ppl believe it? Iman? listening to classical music? OMG!! END OF THE WORLD!! ) It's not that bad actually.
• Plus, I only listen to classical musics which were played my friend, NINI on the piano. I only memorized the key notes and can fool people easily that I can play the piano. That's all for now. Plus, here's my most liked picture by my school, Columbia International College :)

SPIRIT WEEK FALL 2011

Alright now, this week is SPIRIT WEEK FALL 2011 in COLUMBIA INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE. The first day is going to be PAJAMA DAY. The next day is going to be NERD DAY. The other days will be CULTURAL DAY, HAT DAY and WACKY DAY!!

So, I am trying to participate in all the DAYS in this week :)

PAJAMA DAY : 

NERD DAY :

CULTURAL DAY :

WACKY DAY :

Facts about Cancer

1. Not your destiny : Aries, Libra
2. Signs to learn from : Gemini, Leo
3. Opposites attract : Sagittarius, Aquarius
4. Almost perfect : Taurus, Virgo
5. 100% PERFECT MATCH : CANCER

Cancer Horoscope for Today

• Once a Cancer female gets what she wants, their crab-like pincers hold on tight. You ain't leaving buddy.
• Cancer is a very emotionally sensitive lover. Don't be mean!
• Cancers love intimate conversations, private jokes and sensual banter with their lover.
• Cancer people are the sweetest lovers.
• Cancer guys are real gentlemen and they know how to make a girl feel special.
• Cancers hate feeling that their love and affection is a waste and one-sided.
• A Cancer knows how to keep a secret but sometimes it is not a too big burden to carry, so don't abuse their kindness. 
• As a Cancer, you offer emotional support or a shoulder to cry on, and might become the confidante or the confessor for the one that you desire.
• As a Cancer, you seem like someone who could make one feel "at home", secure in the knowledge that they belong "somewhere" and are cared for.
• As a Cancer, you care for one's comfort and cater to one's emotional needs. Call it the "care bear" strategy.
• In the beginning of a relationship with a #Cancer, you two will be sweet together and the Cancer will only think of you.
• #Cancer's enjoy a good argument, although they often dislike the outcome. They like knowing it will make the relationship stronger.
• #Cancer thinks of their home as “nest” and believe it is the safest place for them.
• #Cancer signs tend to be night-owls.
• #Cancer have a reputation for being fickle, but they’ll tell you that isn’t true, and it’s not.
• #Cancer's just wanna be happy.
• As a #Cancer at times, you can be moody, but your family knows how to soothe you—or to give you the space you need.

Reasons why Women are Great

1. Never have to buy your own drinks.
2. Can get laid any time you want.
3. Don't look like a frog in a blender when you're dancing.
4. Can get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. Not expected to know how cars work.
6. Can sleep your own way to the top.
7. Can scare bosses with mysterious gynaecological excuses.
8. Don't worry about losing your hair.
9. Always get to choose movies.
10. Don't have to mow the lawn.
11. PMS is a legal defence for murder.
12. Don't have to understand the offside rule.
13. Don't have to adjust your genitals constantly.
14. Sweat is sexy on you.
15. Never run out of excuses.
16. Get expensive jewellery as gifts that you never have to take back.
17. Get gifts all the time because men mess up so often.
18. Can give the "look" that makes any man cower in the corner.
19. Can always get a taxi to stop for you.
20. Look good in shorts.
21. Don't worry about being able to get it up.
22. Have mastered civilized eating.
23. Better at gossips.
24. Look better naked than men.
25. Don't have to pass the wind to amuse yourself.
26. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
27. Can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
28. Women do less time for violent crime.
29. Can wear no underwear and be considered wild and sexy; a man without underwear is considered as disgusting.
30. Short women are petite; short men are just short.
31. Can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
32. If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
33. Don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
34. A pointy-shaped vegetable is all you need for a good time.
35. Chocolate can solve all your problems.
36. Never regret piercings your ears.
37. Can fully asses a person just by looking at their shoes.
38. Can make comments about how stupid men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
39. Piss sitting down, so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when drunk.
40. Got off the Titanic first.

THE END